7:18 PM Feb 5th
i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good
10:48 AM Feb 11th
i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry
1:20 PM Apr 6th
just overheard a big black girl saying 'if you BUY me a HOTDOG, we're TOGETHER.'
2:03 AM May 9th
sleepy but unable to fall asleep, just thought 'bagel bagel bagel bagel' repeatedly for no reason
1:31 PM May 11th
very tempted to put entire half-bag of m&m's in my mouth right now
12:47 PM Jun 27th
customer just told his kids 'these are the "into the wild" toys,' referring to 'where the wild things are' toys
1:05 PM Jul 14th
last day of class, ~40 year old classmate from nigeria says to me, 'give me your phone number, tattoo girl. i will take you to africa.' hehe.
9:36 PM Jul 20th
6 new voicemails, 1. 'mystery people' singing 'do you realize,' 2.-5. people i know, 6. someone moving objects for ~1.5 minutes
1:30 AM Sep 1st
stood in front of pantry, ate 7 oreos. thought 'am i really eating another oreo?' and felt exponentially less satisfied with each oreo eaten.
11:30 AM Sep 22nd
just thought i read the word 'gandalf' while scanning an article, couldn't find 'gandalf' again
8:21 PM Oct 25th
cats keep shitting on the floor. going to drive to the suburbs to get dairy queen.
12:33 AM Nov 26th
at my dad's house. everyone drank beer. just heard my mom loudly say 'holy shit' in the kitchen, then no one said anything for ~30 seconds.
1:48 AM Dec 29th
during dinner i said, 'there is a $20 beef fajis.' meant to say, 'there is a $20 fee to check bags.'